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Me sensually eating half a cookie dough stick my coworker bought for me. #oh #sexy #mmm #fatty #gonnagetsick #anddie #butfree

Me sensually eating half a cookie dough stick my coworker bought for me. #oh #sexy #mmm #fatty #gonnagetsick #anddie #butfree

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forever-classyx:

Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked.  Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want.  If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back!  It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.

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lulz-time:

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lulz-time:

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Computer over heated, now to continue Netflix via the 3DS #bored #netflix #supernatural #3DS #sam #loveit #dayoff #late

Computer over heated, now to continue Netflix via the 3DS #bored #netflix #supernatural #3DS #sam #loveit #dayoff #late

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Insert joke about selling my soul #ginger #gingerlove #gingergirl #gingify #redhair

Insert joke about selling my soul #ginger #gingerlove #gingergirl #gingify #redhair

15 Hilarious (and probably weird & stupid) items on Amazon.com

towgts:

hiwit:

srwge:

malrra:

sharek:

raea:

I actually want some of these lol

Gallery here

Hey these are pretty awesome

Why dont i ever find shit like this smh

what the fuck

awesome!

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emeraldembers:


amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

  #holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear  

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

sand
alcohol or lighter fluid
sugar  
Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.


Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

Reblogging because I will be damned if this isn’t relevant to Proto.

emeraldembers:

amywinterbreeze:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

  • sand
  • alcohol or lighter fluid
  • sugar  
  1. Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda. 
  2. Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
  3. Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
  4. Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
  5. Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION

Reblogging because I will be damned if this isn’t relevant to Proto.

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